Watch Tonto Dikeh in the Studio Recording Her Songs [VIDEO]

Watch Tonto Dikeh in the Studio Recording songs [VIDEO]

Posted by Pekun Fowler

Nollywood actress, TONTO DIKEH was seen recording songs in the studio., songs that have since hurled her onto the expressway of controversy since she released the songs.

Watch the video below:

Top 10 features of the UBUNTU 12.10

LAUNCHING TOMORROW...UBUNTU 12.10

Posted by Pekun Fowler

AHEAD OF THE LAUNCH OF THE UBUNTU 12.10 SLATED FOR TOMORROW, BELOW IS A VIDEO HIGHLIGHTING TOP 10 FEATURES TO WATCH OUT FOR.

Thanks to omgubuntu.

Packaged JOB TITLES

Packaging yourself no be crime... 

• Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

• House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

• Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) 

• Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

• Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor (BCC)

• Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

• Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

• Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

• Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

• Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

• Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

• Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

• Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

• Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

• Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)

• Gossip : Research Manager (RM)

• 
  
•  Do Not Forget

• Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS).

Female Models Needed for Nigerian Fashion Week 2012

Female Models Needed for Nigeria Fashion Week 2012

Posted by Pekun Fowler

Are you a female model and you're at least 5 feet' 10 inches tall, then you might want to consider attending the casting of the 2012 edition of the Nigeria Fashion Week.

Find details below:


Casting for Nigeria Fashion Week 2012 - Only Female Models

Venue: Rhapsody Palms Shopping Mall, Ikeja - 1st Floor, above KFC restaurant

Time: 12:30pm

Date: October 20, 2012

'If you are late, you will not be attended to. We keep to time. Thank you.' - Organisers.

CALCULATING THE AMOUNT OF PAINT NEEDED FOR YOUR ROOM

STEP BY STEP PROCESS ON HOW TO CALCULATE THE AMOUNT OF PAINT NEEDED FOR YOUR ROOM

Calculating the amount of paint needed depends largely on the surface area of the wall in the room.

Here are the steps to take when you want to do your painting:

STEP 1: Measure out the perimeter of the room i.e the entire length of the four sides of the room or as the case may be.

STEP 2: Measure out the height of the room i.e from the floor to the ceiling, these could be in meters or in feet depending on the unit of measurement you want to use.

STEP 3: Now calculate the surface area of the room which is simply by multiplying the total length of the room by the height (i.e your measurement from floor to the celling) of the room.

For example, a standard Nigerian room is usually 3.6m x 3.6m or 12ft x 12ft, others can be 3.6m x 3.0m or 12ft x 10ft depending on the plan of the house.

STEP 4: After you have calculated the surface area of the walls, you are going to measure out the openings in the room, i.e the windows and doors.

For Windows, the height of windows is mostly 1.2m i.e 4ft, while the width usually varies. So the size may be 1.2m x 1.2m i.e 4ft x 4ft or 1.5m x 1.2m i.e 5ft x 4ft, or 1.8m x 1.2m i.e 6ft x 4ft,e.t.c. To get the area of each window opening, multiply the height of the window by the width.

For Door openings, the height is usually 2.1m i.e 7ft, while the width usually varies. The size of doors may be 0.7m x 2.1m or 2ft 4’’ x 7ft or 0.9m x 2.1m i.e 3ft x 7ft or 1.5m x 2.1m i.e 5ft x 2.1ft e.t.c. To get the area of each door opening, multiply the height by the width.

STEP 5: Sum the total areas of window and door openings in the room then subtract from the total surface area of the walls, the result will be the area of the wall that will be painted.

After determining the area of your wall in ft2 or m2, then choose your paint.

SO HOW DO WE APPLY THIS TO THE PAINT?

Check the label of the paint bucket for the spread rate for the paint. Spread rate is the number in ft2 or m2 of surface each coat of paint will cover. After you find that, divide the total surface area of the wall you calculated earlier by this number to determine the number of paintbuckets/litre you will need for each room.

Note that the number of coats you should apply depends on the colour, type of paint, method of application and the nature of the surface.

For example, you will likely need a second coat of paint when covering a dark color with a lighter one.

- by 

Sisi Eko, EazyNews

KALAKUTA MUSEUM OPENS TODAY BY NOON

Pictures of the Kalakuta Museum as it opens today

The Kalakuta Museum officially opens today by 4pm noon time and is at Fela's residence, 7 Gbemisola Street, Ikeja. Lagos.

Kefee at the museum

The Lagos State Government had converted Fela's home to a museum in honour of the late Afro beat King, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti.

THE ABAMI EDA HIMSELF, FELA LIVES ON!

Appearance can be deceptive (9ja Girlz)

9ja babes sabi form!!!

A well dressed guy approached a young lady, and below was their dialogue:

Yomi: Hi lady, u aiit?

Sylvia: Am tight, tnx

Yomi: What u upto?

Sylvia: Am a student of Madonna university

Yomi: What's ur discipline in Madonna?

Sylvia: Lots of things

Yomi: Like?

Sylvia: Like no camera phone; Decent dressing; Going out is only on exit, and plenty more.... =))

o ga oo!!!

oh Ye Little CHILDREN

..Ever wondered how "clever" some kids really are?? OK, LET'S GO....
 
 
  
Children Are Quick 
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  . 
MARIA:         Here it  is. 
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? 
CLASS:         Maria. 
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
(I  Love this child) 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:       Me! 
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:         I  is.. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   
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TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.     
  
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher 
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Share the fun this great day!

UNBELIEVABLE, KINDA STRANGE BUT YOU NEED TO READ THIS!!!

YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT. 

I WENT 2 D 

SUPER MARKET 2 PICK SOMETIN 2 EAT 

AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS

WOMAN STARING AT ME. 

I LOOKED AT HER AND KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK 

BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. 

AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME WOMAN RIGHT IN FRONT 

OF ME! 

I TRIED 2 SHOW HER SOME LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME WOMAN FOLLOWED ME? 

I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MA COS SHE 

WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING. 

BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID 

"HI"

SHE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID, 

"I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE 

MY YOUNGEST DAUGTHER.....WE JUST BURIED HER 2WKS AGO. 

I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I 

EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HER. 

SHE SAID SHE WAS FINE AS SHE KNOWS DAT HER DAUGTHER IS 

WITH D LORD. 

THEN SHE ASKED ME TO DO HER A FAVOUR. 

I SAID "IF I CAN". 

SHE SAID SHE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HER DAUGTHER NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HER B4 PASSING ON. 

SHE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HER & 

AS SHE LEFT D STORE, 

I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE MUM". SO DAT SHE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF

CLOSURE. 

THOUGH HER REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT. 

SO AS SHE 

COLLECTED HER BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE MUM". 

SHE TURND AND SAID "BYE HUNY". 

WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. 

I 

SAID 

WHAT!!

...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE

EQUALS 

N6750?. 

SHE SAID "YOUR MUM SAID U ARE 

PAYING 4 HER'S TOO"

....MY MUM?, I SHOUTED. DAT WOMAN IS NOT MY MOTHER OOO!!!". 

I QUICKLY 

RUSHED 

OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE WOMAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT. 

I RAN 

AFTER HER AND WAS SCREAMING

..."EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". 

SHE STARTED RUNNING 4 HER CAR

AS SHE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HER JUST B4 SHE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR. 

I KEPT

ON

PULLING AND PULLING HER LEGS!!! 

JUST

LIKE

AM

PULLING YOURS NOW!! 

HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!