YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED 2 ME TODAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT.
I WENT 2 D
SUPER MARKET 2 PICK SOMETIN 2 EAT
AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS
WOMAN STARING AT ME.
I LOOKED AT HER AND KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK
BOTTLED WATER AND GALA.
AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME WOMAN RIGHT IN FRONT
OF ME!
I TRIED 2 SHOW HER SOME LOVE, SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI" THEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE. CAN U BELIEVE THE SAME WOMAN FOLLOWED ME?
I WAS GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MA COS SHE
WAS FOLLOWING ME WITHOUT SAYING ANYTING.
BUT I TRIED TO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID
"HI"
SHE FINALLY RESPONDED AND SAID,
"I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOK JUST LIKE
MY YOUNGEST DAUGTHER.....WE JUST BURIED HER 2WKS AGO.
I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I
EXPRESSED MY SYMPATHY TO HER.
SHE SAID SHE WAS FINE AS SHE KNOWS DAT HER DAUGTHER IS
WITH D LORD.
THEN SHE ASKED ME TO DO HER A FAVOUR.
I SAID "IF I CAN".
SHE SAID SHE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HER DAUGTHER NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HER B4 PASSING ON.
SHE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BEHIND HER &
AS SHE LEFT D STORE,
I SHOULD SAY "GOODBYE MUM". SO DAT SHE COULD HAVE SOME SENSE OF
CLOSURE.
THOUGH HER REQUEST WAS WEIRD, I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT IT.
SO AS SHE
COLLECTED HER BAGS FROM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY, I SAID "BYE MUM".
SHE TURND AND SAID "BYE HUNY".
WHEN THE CASHIER CALCULATED MY STUFF, SHE SAID THE TOTAL WAS N6750!!!.
I
SAID
WHAT!!
...CAN U TELL ME HOW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE
EQUALS
N6750?.
SHE SAID "YOUR MUM SAID U ARE
PAYING 4 HER'S TOO"
....MY MUM?, I SHOUTED. DAT WOMAN IS NOT MY MOTHER OOO!!!".
I QUICKLY
RUSHED
OUT JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE WOMAN APPROACHING THE PARKING LOT.
I RAN
AFTER HER AND WAS SCREAMING
..."EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!".
SHE STARTED RUNNING 4 HER CAR
AS SHE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT UP WITH HER JUST B4 SHE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR.
I KEPT
ON
PULLING AND PULLING HER LEGS!!!
JUST
LIKE
AM
PULLING YOURS NOW!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!
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