9ja babes sabi form!!!
A well dressed guy approached a young lady, and below was their dialogue:
Yomi: Hi lady, u aiit?
Sylvia: Am tight, tnx
Yomi: What u upto?
Sylvia: Am a student of Madonna university
Yomi: What's ur discipline in Madonna?
Sylvia: Lots of things
Yomi: Like?
Sylvia: Like no camera phone; Decent dressing; Going out is only on exit, and plenty more.... =))
o ga oo!!!
AN ENCOUNTER THAT CHANGED JERRY FROM BEING A PEDOPHILE
Jerry: Hello babey, are u a student?
Jenifa: ex-cuse-me!! am in SS3 Unilag!
Jerry: ermmm!!! what course are u studying?
Jenifa: Oceanography
Jerry: Huh?! oceanography in unilag? anyway, what's d course about?
Jenifa: the study of marine spirits
..........
Jerry was lost for words... dumbfounded!
..........
Jerry: *gasps for air* ...J E N I F A
Jerry: We'll gettu see some other time... By the way, have u got a facebook account so i cld keep in touch?
Jenifa: You mean an account??
Jenifa: I dont use a savings account, I operate a CURRENT account if thats what you wanna know
o ga oo!!!!
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